I am rubber, you are glue...
My bike has a flat.
This is normally no problem, I usually have a patch kit around the house and figured I'd get it fixed in no time.
Then I discovered that the little tube of rubber glue in the patch kit was empty. I had used it before, I guess it just evaporated in the meantime or something. Bummer. Repair postponed!
So yesterday I walked to the bike shop and bought another patch kit.
This morning, when I tried to use it, I discovered that the little tube of rubber glue in the new patch kit was also empty.
Unbelievable! (that's what she said)
Off I go to the bike shop again...