Lunch discussions at work can be so inspiring.

Today I was inspired to suggest that instead of people putting mirrors on their bedroom ceilings, it would be much better to have a large flat-screen TV.

And a cam-corder. Or two. Or three.

And a remote with an instant-replay button.

You could just see the wheels spinning in my coworkers' heads as the possibilities dawned upon them.

...

About now is when I would remind everyone that my 30th birthday is this weekend, but unfortunately my bedroom ceiling is too low and slanty for such luxuries.

What a pity.