Note: This is a single entry from my online diary. Please note that I'm not
always entirely serious and some entries probably won't make sense unless
put in context with other entries.
We've come to learn that Northwestern University students refer to a TST-style blunder as a "Perry Smith." School lore has it that that a student by that name caught an STD while masturbating. The self-proclaimed celibate had been working on gonorrhea research for the biology department and took some of the work home with him.