Ooh, another personality test!

I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
What are you?
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That actually describes me rather well. The Internet really does know everything, in fact, it even knows what eejitous means:

One entry found for eejitous. Main Entry: eejitous Pronunciation: 'e-jE-tOs Function: adjective Inflected Form(s): -er; -est Date: 2003 1 : easily distracted by pointless Internet quizzes or tests 2 a : in the process of taking an Internet quiz or test: <Oh, he'll snap out of it in a minute, he's never eejitous for long.>

See?