Computer security finally has a mascot - Dewie the e-Turtle!

"All over the site, you'll see Dewie the e-Turtle. Dewie's wired, but carries his security shell no matter what he's doing on the Internet. Even though turtles take their time, Dewie crosses the finish line first because he takes the appropriate steps to avoid a disaster."

  - Consumer Information Security - Federal Trade Commission

This page may actually be useful to some people, but I'm so arrogant I just think the turtle's hilarious... :-)